squiglets:

fishytheheroguy:

squiglets:

*sees a mans ego getting crushed*
*instant reblog*

Why just a mans? Thats sexist.

*instant reblog*

(Source: slugfucker, via virginiawasteland)

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ridingsheepinnewzealand:

lizzie doesnt fuck around

(Source: leahlynn, via laughcentre)

dripping-adorableness:

This will forever be relevant.

(Source: sound-track-2-my-life, via walkingdead-420)

(Source: hijabiswag, via toolazytolive)

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

fantasticcatadventures:

the real nyan cat

this cat knows the secret to life but he doesn’t think we deserve it. look at that grim face.

"I can’t save these people"

(Source: cutekittensarefun, via pofato)

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(Source: yovahkiin, via pofato)

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via toolazytolive)

grammargrill69:

looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

(Source: crocroach, via toolazytolive)

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

(via toocooltobehipster)

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp (x)

(Source: matchingvnecks, via zackisontumblr)

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

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